no. 1: e moronic genius...
though tis ger is no student of computing, she answers almost every question e teacher asked... and her answers are correct and e chimalogy kind!!
looks: below below-average
long messy hair (we suspect its due to stress tt she even forgot comb do exist... too much books is nt gd...), dumb look, specs (we call tis e goldfish look.)
the other 2 she did not mention in details... but s i said, all looks like moron, so they ain't any better... u gt e idea??
u ever watched e variety shows where kids or adults r supposed to ans chim questions & fight for e 1st plc?? i forgot e title.. e kids especially... wat a let down... im tokin about their looks... u ever wondered y??? i m nt lookin dwn on ppl who looks like tis... im juz tryin to say... god (whichever kind u believe in) is fair... when he gives u knowledge, he dun give u looks, but if u hav both looks & knowledge, u muz b physically challenged somewhr... or ur character wise would b nth gd... but of coz there's exceptions in everything... there are surely ppl who hav looks, character & knowledge ard... nt anyone tt i known of though...
now talkin about my estate... i hav been stayin at amk for almost 7yrs... tt plc is rather convenient... BUT....
IT IS INFESTED WITH MORONS! nt those geniuses kind ok?!
from my 7 yrs of experience, i know of 3 siao langs stayin on e 5th floor & 1 stayin on e 6th... i tink 5th level feng shui nt gd la... so mani siao ppl there...
siao aunty number 1
i was goin to wk e other day... i walked dwn e stairs to e lift... tis siao aunty juz came out of e lift... when she saw me comin dwn, she immediately u-turned & stood outside e lift... knowing tt she did it on purpose and wanted to follow me into the lift, i entered it aniway... i was very late for work already.. so i didnt care much, xcept to pray hard tt she wouldn't stick a knife out of no where... (u noe, siao ppl r capable of anithing..) i safely reached ground floor & she did nt follow ani further.. no idea wat was she tryin to do... mayb she tot she could cast voodoo spells on me in e lift...
history of tis siao aunty goes s far back to when i juz shifted here... sis n i were at e bus stop waitin for bus... tis women went dwn with us, took e same lift and followed us all e way to e bus stop.. suddenly, she started screamin at us.. scoldin, sayin something like.. we were very rude bla bla bla.. when we did nt even do anything to her in e 1st place...cept to b laughin and jokin away with each other... & those were the ah lian days... so we didnt cared much about image and scolded her back... lata thru a mum's fren den we knew tt she's siao...
another incident, she was caught red-handed by sis when she tried to throw some coloured powder on my bedroom window AGAIN... we called the police, but they say they can't do anything unless at e point of time she did tt they were here... FUCK!... wat is tis?? hw wil we noe when she'll do it again?? y nt e police come here n camp everyday lor.. incase she strikes again they can catch her on e spot! i tel u.. e police in my estate are USELESS!
siao aunty number 2!
her family is sorta those garang guni... she'll dig e dustbin for cans everyday, collected cardboard boxes bla bla... & every mornin, she scream at e top of her voice scolding chee bye la knn la... all e vulgarities...mayb some1 stole her cardboards?? no idea... we didnt cross each other's path..so she doesnt reali matter...
siao uncle number 1
tis chee bye is stayin at e same unit but a level lower den me... no idea wat he does for a living... but most of e time when i reach home, i'll c him outside his corridor when i came out of e lift... he'll den stare at me s if im a piece of yummy cod fish... KNN! i hate disgusting ugly morons staring at me! at least if he is a yandao, i wun feel so fucking insulted!!!
siao uncle number 2
tis one is e ultimate!!he rots at home for life.. he stays on e same level s me... wheneva he need to get out of his hse he'll hav to pass my unit den go dwn e stairs to e lift... s usual, e siao uncles here like to stare at us s though we r very yummy!!
1 day when my mummy is slpin, bro is playin with his fren in our hse... tis fucker, knowing tt no adult is ard, came to my unit and flashed to bro & his fren!!!!!!
YES!!! u did not get me wrong!!! he flashed!!!! exposing his lan jiao!!!! FUCK!!!
I cannot imagine my brother has to grow up in environment surrounded by people like tis... im afraid all these has affected his growth...
i wonder y all of them r still alive...
sigh... tis r juz some of the more serious cases... i haven metion other flashers who flashed outside e lift, or some strangers following me, a car of guys who stopped their car infront of me, tryin to 'give me a ride' while i was waitin for cab in e middle of e night....
GUYS... sighhhh... wat is it so nice about flirting with gers... (i m tokin about guys who r attached... singles, flirt all u like... nth to do w me...) i especially despise guys who r attached but still go ard leavin their seeds of love...i hav 'frens' who r like tis... i shall nt name.. who noes who is link to who & who kinda stuffs.. u tink it is still like olden days?? strangers can get married with each other and stay loving all thier life?? no... times hav changed, people, needless to say... hav changed too...
so i hav came up with a conclusion!!! i wana b single (e official status)! and i wana remain like tis for s long s possible... unless somebody is able to change my mindset on tis... but sadly to say... so far, no.... divorce rates r high... kids, i find them a nuisance.... i wud rather nt hav any, den to hav them and die of anger... =)
i usually do not hav so much to complain... mayb im juz a lil aggitated by why do i hav to meet tis kinda people every now and den... could it b karma?? hmmm...
well.. on the other end... i hav juz gotten a new navel ring!!!
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was kinda swollen coz i accidentally pulled it... =(... but im stil hapi... yipee...
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
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