this is gg to sound so funny.....

u noe wat???







IM GONNA HAV A BODYGUARD TML & FOR NEXT WK!!!!









YES! a real bodyguard! not juz any ah cat ah dog.











i feel like a superstar now.... muahahahahaha







juz imagine a macho guy wearing a black suit, black sun glass, folding his arms following ard behind me.... even better if he's carrying a machine gun! yeah.. im tinkin of MAN IN BLACK (im even imagining him to b a black man w shiny baldy) wahahahahaaha







i muz enjoy my SUPERSTAR life for now & next wk...... hahaha... i may not get any other chance to hav a bodyguard for e rest of my life ok!!!!









oh ya... i muz wear my BIG shades out tml! probably another cap or hat to cover my face would b even betta... (BCOZ SUPERSTARS ALWAYS NID TO DISGUISE THEMSELF B4 GG OUT!!)

i should wear some nice clothes & shoes..... carrying a branded bag would be good! (SUPERSTARS NID TO DRESS APPROPRIATELY...)

i shall not indulge in a full meal tonight... i need to maintain my figure!! SUPERSTARS HAS GOT TO LOOK SLIM FROM EVERY ANGLE WHEN BEING PHOTOGRAPHED!!!!

wat else... hmmmm.. ok i'll put on some face n hair mask tonight when i bathe....




I'LL BE A GLAMOROUS SUPERSTAR TOMORROW!!!





*evil grin*









i tink from now onwards if any of my frens tries to argue or show off to me things, i'll juz tel them...



"I HAVE A BODYGUARD! DO U EVEN HAV ONE BEFORE????????????????!!!"



den *walks off in a super hao lian manner*


muahahahahahahahaah




*thy shiokness*



i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!