Dummies guide to Debt Collection

When it comes to getting money back from customers, what should you do??





It is as simple as ABC. Take out your guts!! Do not appear cowardly!! Present them the following & show them who's the BOSS!!!!

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I personally LOVE option 1.









What is owed must be returned. A saying goes... '有借有还, 再借不难' so i always make it point not to owe monies in any aspect....










SO, NO!!!! we do not succumb to lowly underhand methods like splashing of paints etc.... Violence aint gonna solve the problem. Today, we are talking business =)
































First impression always count!









Your overall appearance is how people judge you first and foremost. As much as alot of people tend to say 'LOOKS ARE NOT IMPORTANT', they are actually. VERY!



I'm sure u wana make friends with e super hot Maggie Q rather than.. erm.... Gollum....... right?





















Checklist before u start:

• Always dress presentably. Dresses, highwaist skirt (if u r tummyless & hav a small waist), tight fitting shirts exposing a little cleavage!! Stillettos are super sexy. If you find all these troublesome, just clad in your sexiest piece of lingerie.
  

who can resist this???????

• Dab on make ups! please dont appear dead! Eyes are the window of your soul. Concentrate more on them. But NO wayang please...
  

*Ding Ding Ding*

• Comb/Style your hair! It doesn't necessary need to be neat. It can be e messy look. But make sure it is the Messy, messy. Not the MESSY-Messy type u know? u get what im trying to say??????

• Having a pretty face is a PLUS PLUS point.
  
  

Now its time to set off!!!!












At an Exhibition.....
















Get your bearings!









Losing your way = losing time







Losing time = less monies collected





Less monies collected = you are INcompetant!















You wouldn't want your boss to label you that right? To avoid, be organised! Do your homework!! Prepare a list and know where you are heading! Equip yourself with pen, invoices an open mind and a big smile on your face wherever u go!!!! compass optional =)









































When you are at your customer's booth, hide your intentions. JUST SMILE (as seductively/sweetly as u can)











Know who to look for! Screen through all their name tags for the person in charge and Save yourself from embarrassment. don't 'ER... UM... AH......' away.













This is important! When u have pin-pointed your target, wait for him to notice your existance.










SMILE AGAIN! this time, double the sweetness/seductiveness (you can lick your lips or caress your body if u want to. Striptease is even better!)










ALAS!!!!! he smiles and acknowledges you!!!!!!











Now now... patient my dear.... your fruit of hardwork is almost in your hands!!!











Go up straight to him, sit on his lap, a peck on his cheek and declare your purpose of visit.... u can play with his chest hair at the same time...











*hiak hiak hiak*











he'll be totally smitten with you by now and has no choice but to give all he's got to u

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THIS IS SUCCESS!! hahaha!
















aahhhh... its not a foolproof plan... but it works 78% of the time!!!!














WHY?????





















because 20% are women & 2% are gays! =p





shopping is a NEED! not a want..... =)