wat's w all the BLOODY UNCLES IN THE WORLD?!
why can't they just let INNOCENT, CUTE, TIMID, LOVABLE, HUGGABLE, KISSABLE LITTLE GIRLS (like me) OFF???
! @ # $ % ^ & * (i was on my way home w dear KK last nite when we suddenly felt like munchin on some JUNKS! tsk tsk tsk....
so we made our way to e nearest 7-11 and parked e car by e rd side...
aft making our purchase, we stood by e car to njoy our mash potato...
u noe, it is such heaven to hav something hot to eat when u r hungry n sneezin.. i was so totally engrossed w it.. smacking my lips, tasting the thick, succulent, saltish, pepperish-brown sauce together w the soft, tangy, aromatic, mashed potato!! it melts in my mouth.. leavin tinge of mash stuck in between the teeths... e taste of it lingers even aft i tried swallowing some saliva dwn... & at e same time, it scalded me as well ...OOOOOHHHHHH
BUT THAT IS NT E POINT!!!
A STINKY! PERVERTED! UNCLE!!!! DEPRIEVED ME OF ALL THAT ENJOYMENT..........
HE...
HE....
walked up really close to me when the path is so WIDE AND EMPTY and tried to TOUCH ME!!!! in my butt?!!!!! or wherever!!!!
HE TRIED TO BLOODY TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!of coz he did not succeed as KK pulled me away....
he den stopped directly INFRONT OF OUR CAR to flag for a cab!!!
WHAT IS SO FUCKING WRONG??!! CANNOT GO FURTHER DOWN MEH???????
he den stood there and stared at me... and when a cab stopped he just signalled e cab to move off! and continued staring at me for awhile b4 he is finally satisfied and moved off to the bus stop ahead!!!! DAMNIT!!!!
we left for home shortly.....
today, i was sneezin again.... infact!!! I AM STIL SNEEZIN NOW!!!!
it was lunch time.... tin tin & i went to e nearby market and i decided on 1 fish soup stall...
so i went to order it but waited quite long at e stall... tis UNCLE, who is a cleaner, keeps the plates for tis stall.. i noe he is very busy... but at least he can be a little more GENTLE!!!!! he threw the plates into e pail of water!!!! and it SPLASHED ON MY WHITE SHORTS!!!!!!!!!!!
EXCUSE ME!!! THERE IS SOMEONE STANDING INFRONT AND U HAV NO COMMON SENSE TO THINK THAT IF U THROW THE PLATES INTO THE WATER, THE WATER WILL SPLASH???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!DAMN THOSE STUPID PPL!!!!!!!as if all these UNCLES ARE NOT IRRITATING ENOUGH....
we sat right infront of this sugarcane juice stall, own by TWO UNCLES!!!!!!!!
THEY KEPT STARING AT US, NODDING AND SMILING CHEEKILY TO ME WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY MADE EYE CONTACT W THEM.... THROUGHOUT OUR WHOLE LUNCH OK!!!!!
DUN COMMENT ON OUR DRESSINGS OK!! THERE'S NOTHIN REVEALING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK U!! I HOPE ALL UR SUGARCANES ROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAY ALL THE BLOODY PERVERTED UNCLES BE BALD............
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!