wat's w all the BLOODY UNCLES IN THE WORLD?!
why can't they just let INNOCENT, CUTE, TIMID, LOVABLE, HUGGABLE, KISSABLE LITTLE GIRLS (like me) OFF???
! @ # $ % ^ & * (
i was on my way home w dear KK last nite when we suddenly felt like munchin on some JUNKS! tsk tsk tsk....
so we made our way to e nearest 7-11 and parked e car by e rd side...
aft making our purchase, we stood by e car to njoy our mash potato...
u noe, it is such heaven to hav something hot to eat when u r hungry n sneezin.. i was so totally engrossed w it.. smacking my lips, tasting the thick, succulent, saltish, pepperish-brown sauce together w the soft, tangy, aromatic, mashed potato!! it melts in my mouth.. leavin tinge of mash stuck in between the teeths... e taste of it lingers even aft i tried swallowing some saliva dwn... & at e same time, it scalded me as well ...OOOOOHHHHHH
BUT THAT IS NT E POINT!!!
A STINKY! PERVERTED! UNCLE!!!! DEPRIEVED ME OF ALL THAT ENJOYMENT..........
HE...
HE....
walked up really close to me when the path is so WIDE AND EMPTY and tried to TOUCH ME!!!! in my butt?!!!!! or wherever!!!!
HE TRIED TO BLOODY TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
of coz he did not succeed as KK pulled me away....
he den stopped directly INFRONT OF OUR CAR to flag for a cab!!!
WHAT IS SO FUCKING WRONG??!! CANNOT GO FURTHER DOWN MEH???????
he den stood there and stared at me... and when a cab stopped he just signalled e cab to move off! and continued staring at me for awhile b4 he is finally satisfied and moved off to the bus stop ahead!!!! DAMNIT!!!!
we left for home shortly.....
today, i was sneezin again.... infact!!! I AM STIL SNEEZIN NOW!!!!
it was lunch time.... tin tin & i went to e nearby market and i decided on 1 fish soup stall...
so i went to order it but waited quite long at e stall... tis UNCLE, who is a cleaner, keeps the plates for tis stall.. i noe he is very busy... but at least he can be a little more GENTLE!!!!! he threw the plates into e pail of water!!!! and it SPLASHED ON MY WHITE SHORTS!!!!!!!!!!!
EXCUSE ME!!! THERE IS SOMEONE STANDING INFRONT AND U HAV NO COMMON SENSE TO THINK THAT IF U THROW THE PLATES INTO THE WATER, THE WATER WILL SPLASH???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN THOSE STUPID PPL!!!!!!!
as if all these UNCLES ARE NOT IRRITATING ENOUGH....
we sat right infront of this sugarcane juice stall, own by TWO UNCLES!!!!!!!!
THEY KEPT STARING AT US, NODDING AND SMILING CHEEKILY TO ME WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY MADE EYE CONTACT W THEM.... THROUGHOUT OUR WHOLE LUNCH OK!!!!!
DUN COMMENT ON OUR DRESSINGS OK!! THERE'S NOTHIN REVEALING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK U!! I HOPE ALL UR SUGARCANES ROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAY ALL THE BLOODY PERVERTED UNCLES BE BALD............
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
Friday, August 11, 2006
i nv liked to ask for things... if u wan me to hav something... give it to me den.. dun expect me to beg!
n dun try to claim credits when i achieve something ON MY OWN!!... u juz happened to b part of it tts all...
some ppl r very weird.. they tok to u nicely suck up to u when nobody is ard.. when MY frens r ard, they wil act bossy, scold me, tok to me rudely!! thus making me 'lose face' ... i dono wat they're tinkin...
im soooo tired... yawnnnnn... i betta go slp...
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
n dun try to claim credits when i achieve something ON MY OWN!!... u juz happened to b part of it tts all...
some ppl r very weird.. they tok to u nicely suck up to u when nobody is ard.. when MY frens r ard, they wil act bossy, scold me, tok to me rudely!! thus making me 'lose face' ... i dono wat they're tinkin...
im soooo tired... yawnnnnn... i betta go slp...
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
Sunday, August 06, 2006
counting down...
57 MORE DAYS TO MY BIRTHDAY!!!
remember my pressies k.... LV LV LV LV lalalalalalala
i feel like blogging today... but there's nth interesting... so sad...
i tink i shld juz go pack my desk, fold my clothes, change my bedsheet, wash my hair???? zzzz
hw looserish to b at hm on a sunday...
i hav dates actuali.. but i said NO??? duh.... -___________________-
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
57 MORE DAYS TO MY BIRTHDAY!!!
remember my pressies k.... LV LV LV LV lalalalalalala
i feel like blogging today... but there's nth interesting... so sad...
i tink i shld juz go pack my desk, fold my clothes, change my bedsheet, wash my hair???? zzzz
hw looserish to b at hm on a sunday...
i hav dates actuali.. but i said NO??? duh.... -___________________-
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
Sunday, July 30, 2006
i can't slp.. i dono y..
suddenly tis sadness juz came over me... damnnnnn
i knew wat i wanted all tis while.. n i gt it.. but nw?? i do feel happier though... mayb some ppl said some things tt made me feel... hmmmmmmmmmm
oh well.. juz remain s wat it is nw.. too much choices doesnt seems good at times... it only gives me MORE HEADACHES!
aaahhhh.. suddenly i miss MY GUCCI WALLET so muchhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
*sing* I JUST.. CAN'T GET YOU OUTTA MY HEAD............ na na na....
but i'll try to forget u.. reali tks time..
on a happier note.. i've been informed ytd tt my shot for a Sony Microvault has been approved by the I-AM-SURE-HE-IS-HANDSOME client...
a big big KISS for u... u lucky thing... u cant b ugly i noe!!!! BCOZ U APPROVED MY PHOTOS!!!!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
some pics taken at zouk on fri night.. for Juice invite =) ryan & tin...
rest of e guys were busy drinkin n ermmm kissing ard.... yes.... *giggles*
zilian-ing again in office.. taken on e day before meetin mel to take photos!!! AGAIN... ya i noe...
mmm... u noe wat??? suddenly i feel tt my butt has grown bigger... or eerr perkier??? hahahhahaa.. watever!
gd nite n swt dreams to me...
i love me.. muacks
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
suddenly tis sadness juz came over me... damnnnnn
i knew wat i wanted all tis while.. n i gt it.. but nw?? i do feel happier though... mayb some ppl said some things tt made me feel... hmmmmmmmmmm
oh well.. juz remain s wat it is nw.. too much choices doesnt seems good at times... it only gives me MORE HEADACHES!
aaahhhh.. suddenly i miss MY GUCCI WALLET so muchhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
*sing* I JUST.. CAN'T GET YOU OUTTA MY HEAD............ na na na....
but i'll try to forget u.. reali tks time..
on a happier note.. i've been informed ytd tt my shot for a Sony Microvault has been approved by the I-AM-SURE-HE-IS-HANDSOME client...
a big big KISS for u... u lucky thing... u cant b ugly i noe!!!! BCOZ U APPROVED MY PHOTOS!!!!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
some pics taken at zouk on fri night.. for Juice invite =) ryan & tin...
rest of e guys were busy drinkin n ermmm kissing ard.... yes.... *giggles*
zilian-ing again in office.. taken on e day before meetin mel to take photos!!! AGAIN... ya i noe...
mmm... u noe wat??? suddenly i feel tt my butt has grown bigger... or eerr perkier??? hahahhahaa.. watever!
gd nite n swt dreams to me...
i love me.. muacks
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
Thursday, July 13, 2006
VERY ANGRY!!!!
i have always been a serious anti smoker!!! i hate e smell, e taste, e sight of it!!!! i dun even like to hold it for ppl bcoz it stinks my hand!!!!
ytd, i went to the opening for Q bar...was a last min decision... tt plc is quite 'executive' i would say... felt rather out of place.. s me n my colleague dressed beachy-ly....
we hanged ard grd floor awhile ppl seeing b4 we went up to e 2nd floor... mani medias.. mani rich man, rich women, rich gays..... and mani photographers!!!!
we were happily talkin and laughin when suddenly i felt a sudden 'cut-like' feelin on my hand... i immediately turned my head ard n realise a grp of ppl takin photos... n tis guy furthest from me put his hand onto e shoulder of his fren.. who is nearest to me... his hand was holding a BLOODY CIGGARETTE!!!!!
THAT REALI PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i grabbed my arms in pain, complainin to my colleague, and comes tis guy apologising!!!! and askin if he could buy me a drink for make up...
HELLO!!! EXCUSE ME, FUCK U!!!! U THINK BY APOLOGISING DEN MY HAND WUN HURT HUH!!!!!!??????!!!!!
(AND BTW, DRINKS ARE FREE FLOW TT NITE.. SO BUY MY ASS???!!!)
I SHOULD HAVE SLAMMED HIS HEAD WITH AN ASH TRAY!
U R ALREADY POLLUTING THE ENVIRONMENT, CAUSING PPL TO SUFFER CANCER COZ OF 2ND HAND SMOKIN & NOW U DUN EVEN BOTHER TO HOLD THEM PROPERLY AND MAKE SURE NO ONE IS NEAR U WHEN U HAPPILY DECIDE TO SWING UR CIGGS!! U DUN EVEN BOTHER TO MAKE SURE U DUN BURN ANY 1 IN E PROCESS!!!! CHAO CB!!!!!
i m reali very aggitated... not my 1st time getting burnt already.. its always us innocent non smokers who kena!!! DUN TEL ME CRAPS LIKE SMOKERS GET BURNT TOO!! TT IS UR BLOODY PROBLEM OK!!! U SMOKE, U GET BURNT!! FAIR ENOUGH!!!!!
DUN EVEN PUSH THE BLAME TO US SAYIN ..
'U COME NEAR ME URSELF WHAT!'
FUCK U!!!
IF YOU WANA TEL ME ... U'VE NV BURNT ANYONE IN UR LIFE....
FUCK U TOO!!!!
BCOZ...
U WILL SOONER OR LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im beginning to really love the non smoking campaigne in coffee shops!!! ....
I HATE U SMOKERS!!! HHHUUUMMMPPFFFFFFFFF!!!
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
i have always been a serious anti smoker!!! i hate e smell, e taste, e sight of it!!!! i dun even like to hold it for ppl bcoz it stinks my hand!!!!
ytd, i went to the opening for Q bar...was a last min decision... tt plc is quite 'executive' i would say... felt rather out of place.. s me n my colleague dressed beachy-ly....
we hanged ard grd floor awhile ppl seeing b4 we went up to e 2nd floor... mani medias.. mani rich man, rich women, rich gays..... and mani photographers!!!!
we were happily talkin and laughin when suddenly i felt a sudden 'cut-like' feelin on my hand... i immediately turned my head ard n realise a grp of ppl takin photos... n tis guy furthest from me put his hand onto e shoulder of his fren.. who is nearest to me... his hand was holding a BLOODY CIGGARETTE!!!!!
THAT REALI PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i grabbed my arms in pain, complainin to my colleague, and comes tis guy apologising!!!! and askin if he could buy me a drink for make up...
HELLO!!! EXCUSE ME, FUCK U!!!! U THINK BY APOLOGISING DEN MY HAND WUN HURT HUH!!!!!!??????!!!!!
IF U BLOODY SMOKERS DUN EVEN NOE HOW TO HOLD UR CIGG PROPERLY DEN DUN SMOKE!!!!!!! EXTREMELY INCONSIDERATE!!!!!!!!!! KNN!!!!
WHAT DO U TINK I AM?????!!!! ASHTRAY HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CB
(AND BTW, DRINKS ARE FREE FLOW TT NITE.. SO BUY MY ASS???!!!)
I SHOULD HAVE SLAMMED HIS HEAD WITH AN ASH TRAY!
U R ALREADY POLLUTING THE ENVIRONMENT, CAUSING PPL TO SUFFER CANCER COZ OF 2ND HAND SMOKIN & NOW U DUN EVEN BOTHER TO HOLD THEM PROPERLY AND MAKE SURE NO ONE IS NEAR U WHEN U HAPPILY DECIDE TO SWING UR CIGGS!! U DUN EVEN BOTHER TO MAKE SURE U DUN BURN ANY 1 IN E PROCESS!!!! CHAO CB!!!!!
i m reali very aggitated... not my 1st time getting burnt already.. its always us innocent non smokers who kena!!! DUN TEL ME CRAPS LIKE SMOKERS GET BURNT TOO!! TT IS UR BLOODY PROBLEM OK!!! U SMOKE, U GET BURNT!! FAIR ENOUGH!!!!!
DUN EVEN PUSH THE BLAME TO US SAYIN ..
'U COME NEAR ME URSELF WHAT!'
FUCK U!!!
IF YOU WANA TEL ME ... U'VE NV BURNT ANYONE IN UR LIFE....
FUCK U TOO!!!!
BCOZ...
U WILL SOONER OR LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im beginning to really love the non smoking campaigne in coffee shops!!! ....
I HATE U SMOKERS!!! HHHUUUMMMPPFFFFFFFFF!!!
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
Sunday, July 09, 2006
i feel so sad... my red Gucci wallet is NOT AVAILABLE IN SG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
AND IT COST BLOODY S$800+ !!!!
But i finally found it in Shanghai's branch... anyone gg over to shanghai???? I WAN MY WALLET!!!!! e bloody sales girl refuse to courier the wallet to me!!!!
DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!
my heart died..... *SOB SOB SOB*
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
AND IT COST BLOODY S$800+ !!!!
But i finally found it in Shanghai's branch... anyone gg over to shanghai???? I WAN MY WALLET!!!!! e bloody sales girl refuse to courier the wallet to me!!!!
DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!
my heart died..... *SOB SOB SOB*
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
Monday, July 03, 2006
THE TWO MUST HAVE!!!!
Lao niang's birthday is just less than 3 months away from now!!!!!! Ain't u supposed to start saving up and get me a pressie??????????
FUSSING OVER WHAT TO GET FOR ME?????
NO WORRIES... ITS A PROBLEM NO MORE!!!!!!!......
NO. 1 IN LIST.....
Red Guccissima Leather Wallet...
FOLLOWED BY...........
LV RASPBERRY MONOGRAM VERNIS BEDFORD BAG!!!! ...
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I
M
SO
IN
LOVE......
GET IT FOR ME PLEASE.... I PROMISE I'LL B NICE TO U.... (if ur cute) *blink blink*
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
Lao niang's birthday is just less than 3 months away from now!!!!!! Ain't u supposed to start saving up and get me a pressie??????????
FUSSING OVER WHAT TO GET FOR ME?????
NO WORRIES... ITS A PROBLEM NO MORE!!!!!!!......
NO. 1 IN LIST.....
Red Guccissima Leather Wallet...
FOLLOWED BY...........
LV RASPBERRY MONOGRAM VERNIS BEDFORD BAG!!!! ...
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I
M
SO
IN
LOVE......
GET IT FOR ME PLEASE.... I PROMISE I'LL B NICE TO U.... (if ur cute) *blink blink*
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Friday, May 19, 2006
Friday, March 03, 2006
lalalala...
i've been rather lazy to blog recently.. or mayb, my life's nt interesting enough!!!! c'mon!!!! i neeed some entertainment!!!!!
feeling rather moody too.. due to wk i tink?? n something else.. but i hav no idea wat it is... *roll eyes*
on a higher note! i've bought lenses recently!!!! though i have perfect eyesight... misty grey and warm hazel!!! i love it soosososososo much!!! *c my big n beautiful picture* ahaahahaha very nice rite??? can go ard electricute ppl liao!!!! muahahahahahaha...
i bought it at 2 pairs for $42. Promotional price from Freshkon! i tink its rather cheap and super nice to wear... i remember wearin coloured lenses few yr back.. ermm.. forgot which ulu brand already... n it is like.. so irritating for e eye.. i kept tearing non stop & i felt giddy.. but freshkon is reali nice.. i dun even feel it there sometimes.. lets hope its nt bcoz i dropped my lenses on e street... =p hahaha...
i wanted to upload my zi-lian pic in black eyes!! but blogger doesnt allow me to... damnit...
few weeks back, was my big uncle's 60th birthday!!! we went to Fatty Weng Restaurant for celebration... i tink its a chinese's tradition to hav 'big' celebrations for ages 60, 70 or 80...
PICTURES!!!!!!!
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oh ya... i forgot blogger doesnt allow me pictures now.... !@#$%^&*()
i love big butt and i cannot lie!!!
i've been rather lazy to blog recently.. or mayb, my life's nt interesting enough!!!! c'mon!!!! i neeed some entertainment!!!!!
feeling rather moody too.. due to wk i tink?? n something else.. but i hav no idea wat it is... *roll eyes*
on a higher note! i've bought lenses recently!!!! though i have perfect eyesight... misty grey and warm hazel!!! i love it soosososososo much!!! *c my big n beautiful picture* ahaahahaha very nice rite??? can go ard electricute ppl liao!!!! muahahahahahaha...
i bought it at 2 pairs for $42. Promotional price from Freshkon! i tink its rather cheap and super nice to wear... i remember wearin coloured lenses few yr back.. ermm.. forgot which ulu brand already... n it is like.. so irritating for e eye.. i kept tearing non stop & i felt giddy.. but freshkon is reali nice.. i dun even feel it there sometimes.. lets hope its nt bcoz i dropped my lenses on e street... =p hahaha...
i wanted to upload my zi-lian pic in black eyes!! but blogger doesnt allow me to... damnit...
few weeks back, was my big uncle's 60th birthday!!! we went to Fatty Weng Restaurant for celebration... i tink its a chinese's tradition to hav 'big' celebrations for ages 60, 70 or 80...
PICTURES!!!!!!!
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oh ya... i forgot blogger doesnt allow me pictures now.... !@#$%^&*()
i love big butt and i cannot lie!!!
Monday, February 27, 2006
i didnt hav lunch e whole aftnoon... was kinda lazy s usual... so....
i was practically eating little tidbits for e whole day...
bfast was... cheese egg bread prep by daddy...
tea break, choco mashmallow cake. had e whole box 8 of it!!! followed by latte yogurt & blueberry yogurt...
and now... im eatin cheese cubes... (i wonder will i LS)
PARTY CUBES!!!
it comes in 3 flavours...
green = green peppercorn.. aka 'qing jiao' & yucks! i hate it! but it tastes reali nice with cheese...
pink = ham flavour.. blandest of all i shld say... but still, BLOODY nice!
red = tomato flavour... i love it best!!! cheese & tomatoes reali goes well together... i'd love anything with these 2 in it... tastes like heaven!!!!!
*SLURPS*
u seeee... so cute right!!! i love it so much...
i even stack it up... no choice... sitting in e office for too long makes me crazy..!!
aaawwwwwwwww.... cheesey cheesey!!!!
and i finished it all in a matter of few mins...
damnit! so fat! i juz realise it has 22.5g of FATS!!! DAMNNNN..
i told u i love cheese...
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
i was practically eating little tidbits for e whole day...
bfast was... cheese egg bread prep by daddy...
tea break, choco mashmallow cake. had e whole box 8 of it!!! followed by latte yogurt & blueberry yogurt...
and now... im eatin cheese cubes... (i wonder will i LS)
PARTY CUBES!!!
it comes in 3 flavours...
green = green peppercorn.. aka 'qing jiao' & yucks! i hate it! but it tastes reali nice with cheese...
pink = ham flavour.. blandest of all i shld say... but still, BLOODY nice!
red = tomato flavour... i love it best!!! cheese & tomatoes reali goes well together... i'd love anything with these 2 in it... tastes like heaven!!!!!
*SLURPS*
u seeee... so cute right!!! i love it so much...
i even stack it up... no choice... sitting in e office for too long makes me crazy..!!
aaawwwwwwwww.... cheesey cheesey!!!!
and i finished it all in a matter of few mins...
damnit! so fat! i juz realise it has 22.5g of FATS!!! DAMNNNN..
i told u i love cheese...
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
G-MASK!
as promised... e pics r here...
tis 1 is original VS2... so pink n boring right...???
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TADAH!!!
now it comes with a butterfly!!!!!!! i love butterflies!!!!! wooohooooo...
e backview of it... yipee...
i am stillll very happy........
to end, i'll sign off w a pic of mine taken fr my pinkie!
muacks!!
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
as promised... e pics r here...
tis 1 is original VS2... so pink n boring right...???
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TADAH!!!
now it comes with a butterfly!!!!!!! i love butterflies!!!!! wooohooooo...
e backview of it... yipee...
i am stillll very happy........
to end, i'll sign off w a pic of mine taken fr my pinkie!
muacks!!
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
Thursday, February 23, 2006
i've got my PINK VS2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahahahahahahahaha
i am soooooooo blooooooooody happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YIPPEE YAY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GD BYE lousy nokia 3120 & BYE sickening Samsung X640!!!!!!
I LOVE MY NEW PINKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM IN A SUPER GD MOOD TODAY.... COME SCOLD ME....
I WILL STILL GIVE U A BIG BIG KISSSSS
MUACKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I LOVE U ALLLLLL.....
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
i am soooooooo blooooooooody happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YIPPEE YAY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GD BYE lousy nokia 3120 & BYE sickening Samsung X640!!!!!!
I LOVE MY NEW PINKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM IN A SUPER GD MOOD TODAY.... COME SCOLD ME....
I WILL STILL GIVE U A BIG BIG KISSSSS
MUACKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I LOVE U ALLLLLL.....
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
im gona die..!! i m so freaking busy recently!! with work.. and stuffs.. all e problems.. but i've got no one to talk to... =( so sad right?... actually.. i do hav some one to talk to.. but i guess he wouldn't be interested anyway (its proven)... oh well... i still hav my frens... =) that's wat frens r for rite?? they wil stick w me thru thick n thin.. they will always b here for me no matter wat happens.. b my listening ear, my aunty/uncle agony, even if they wouldnt b physically here, at least they bother to listen to my endless complains.. and give me words of encouragement, rather den some useless and unconstructive comments..
frens wouldn't scold me for nth.. when i m hungry, they will ask me to eat something, so tt i wouldn't get gastric pain. in e past, they will even bring me out to eat without any complains. when i m sick, they will comfort me n wished tt i'll b ok soon. i used to hav a fren who wil even bring me to e doctor even when he is busy with other things.. well, i guess tis is human nature... ppl always treat frens betta den their loved ones?? no?? but nt for me i would say...
something funny happened a few days ago.. (when i say funny, it doesnt reali mean funny ok?..) tis person, lets call him F.
F came hm, n i told him tt i was hungry.. despite having dinner earlier on, i juz felt hungry at tt moment alright.. so i asked F to go eat together..
F: 'OK'
so he went to tk a bath n i prepared myself..
aft bathing, F called up frens n they decided to mit up at XX location. F was rather in a rush to mit frens, so he asked me y didnt i hav dinner?
ME: 'i did.. but i feel hungry juz when u came bck ma..'
F: *laughs abit sarcastically* 'wat i come bck den u hungry?'
F continues ranting some ridiculous rubbish at me tt i couldnt remember exactly wat...
F: *pek chek mood* 'u c ah.. when i hungry i gt tel u anot?? i ownself go n eat 1 ma... i gt always wait for u bring me eat 1 anot?'
ME: *speechless*
F: 'y everytime when i gt something to do, u surely gt another come up to stop me 1..' 'like sick ah, wan to go hm, hungry ah, wan to eat...'
ME: *tinkin in my head - i tot being sick is something v serious???* y would any1 else tink of doin other things when someone close to u is sick..??
F: bla bla bla rubbish rubbish rubbish
we den proceeded to XX location w/o eatin....
at XX location...
ME: 'hungry leh'
F den said something ridiculous
and i walked away in anger....
F: 'i cannot tolerate u anymore liao!!!! u give tis kind of attitude u c other ppl can tolerate anot??!!! i always love u so much.. u always go shopping wan to c clothes i oso nv complain...'
ME: 'wat r u tokin about?? i m sayin im hungry leh.. wat has it gt to do w c clothes.. anyway in e end u oso nv bring me go eat wat! say so much for wat!'
obviously F has changed another subject... i m talkin about me = hungry...
ME: *fuming away*....
F walks away for awhile..... and came back...
F: *in a sweet voice* 'wat u wan to eat lata baby??? i bring u go eat.'
FUCK! TINK I SMALL KID AH! NO APPETITE TO EAT LIAO LA!!
u find tis F ridiculous??? i reali gt nth to say... LL.... hw can someone claim tt he love someone very much... when he doesnt even hav e tinkin tt he would wana bring e gf go eat in case she gets gastric pain, instead in a hurry to mit fren.. or when gf is sick he wouldnt tink of gf as stoppin him fr meetin frens... reali keeps me tinkin...
and tt was wat kept me feelin low tis few days... i was reali touched when a fren said 'i will always b here for u'.. and i noe they mean it.. bcoz since younger days, wheneva i hav probs i would always speak/consult tt fren.. n w/o fail.. he'll always encourage me n give me gd advices. thanks my dear frens.. though not a dozen.. but tt few is reali more den enuff.. i appreciated it deep dwn in my heart... i m talkative in nature, i may nt show it.. but i need to talk, say things out.. i hate it when i hav things stucked in me n i hav nobody to tell.. it sucked totally.. sayin it juz makes me feel betta.. though most of e prob comes fr tt person, and i would reali like him to noe wat he has done n hw i feel... but.. well.. who cares rite? like i said.. he's nt interested in things i say.. i dun reali bother much nowadays... y make myself suffer?? juz felt a little sad, tinkin y things wil turn out tis way... y conversations become lesser n lesser n y i no longer wished to tel him things i used to say... sighh.. i'm supposed to b happy every single day aint i??!!! n i will b... =)
see... im smiling away so happily.... =)
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
frens wouldn't scold me for nth.. when i m hungry, they will ask me to eat something, so tt i wouldn't get gastric pain. in e past, they will even bring me out to eat without any complains. when i m sick, they will comfort me n wished tt i'll b ok soon. i used to hav a fren who wil even bring me to e doctor even when he is busy with other things.. well, i guess tis is human nature... ppl always treat frens betta den their loved ones?? no?? but nt for me i would say...
something funny happened a few days ago.. (when i say funny, it doesnt reali mean funny ok?..) tis person, lets call him F.
F came hm, n i told him tt i was hungry.. despite having dinner earlier on, i juz felt hungry at tt moment alright.. so i asked F to go eat together..
F: 'OK'
so he went to tk a bath n i prepared myself..
aft bathing, F called up frens n they decided to mit up at XX location. F was rather in a rush to mit frens, so he asked me y didnt i hav dinner?
ME: 'i did.. but i feel hungry juz when u came bck ma..'
F: *laughs abit sarcastically* 'wat i come bck den u hungry?'
F continues ranting some ridiculous rubbish at me tt i couldnt remember exactly wat...
F: *pek chek mood* 'u c ah.. when i hungry i gt tel u anot?? i ownself go n eat 1 ma... i gt always wait for u bring me eat 1 anot?'
ME: *speechless*
F: 'y everytime when i gt something to do, u surely gt another come up to stop me 1..' 'like sick ah, wan to go hm, hungry ah, wan to eat...'
ME: *tinkin in my head - i tot being sick is something v serious???* y would any1 else tink of doin other things when someone close to u is sick..??
F: bla bla bla rubbish rubbish rubbish
we den proceeded to XX location w/o eatin....
at XX location...
ME: 'hungry leh'
F den said something ridiculous
and i walked away in anger....
F: 'i cannot tolerate u anymore liao!!!! u give tis kind of attitude u c other ppl can tolerate anot??!!! i always love u so much.. u always go shopping wan to c clothes i oso nv complain...'
ME: 'wat r u tokin about?? i m sayin im hungry leh.. wat has it gt to do w c clothes.. anyway in e end u oso nv bring me go eat wat! say so much for wat!'
obviously F has changed another subject... i m talkin about me = hungry...
ME: *fuming away*....
F walks away for awhile..... and came back...
F: *in a sweet voice* 'wat u wan to eat lata baby??? i bring u go eat.'
FUCK! TINK I SMALL KID AH! NO APPETITE TO EAT LIAO LA!!
u find tis F ridiculous??? i reali gt nth to say... LL.... hw can someone claim tt he love someone very much... when he doesnt even hav e tinkin tt he would wana bring e gf go eat in case she gets gastric pain, instead in a hurry to mit fren.. or when gf is sick he wouldnt tink of gf as stoppin him fr meetin frens... reali keeps me tinkin...
and tt was wat kept me feelin low tis few days... i was reali touched when a fren said 'i will always b here for u'.. and i noe they mean it.. bcoz since younger days, wheneva i hav probs i would always speak/consult tt fren.. n w/o fail.. he'll always encourage me n give me gd advices. thanks my dear frens.. though not a dozen.. but tt few is reali more den enuff.. i appreciated it deep dwn in my heart... i m talkative in nature, i may nt show it.. but i need to talk, say things out.. i hate it when i hav things stucked in me n i hav nobody to tell.. it sucked totally.. sayin it juz makes me feel betta.. though most of e prob comes fr tt person, and i would reali like him to noe wat he has done n hw i feel... but.. well.. who cares rite? like i said.. he's nt interested in things i say.. i dun reali bother much nowadays... y make myself suffer?? juz felt a little sad, tinkin y things wil turn out tis way... y conversations become lesser n lesser n y i no longer wished to tel him things i used to say... sighh.. i'm supposed to b happy every single day aint i??!!! n i will b... =)
see... im smiling away so happily.... =)
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
Monday, February 13, 2006
i am so busy recently tt i don't even hav e time to log into blogger.. least said write a blog... zzzzzz.. i hav so mani things to say & so mani photos to share.. guess i'll hav to wait til im free den...
i'll b starting my 1st jap basic lesson on wed.. wish me luck.. i'll soon turn into a ji-pun ger.. lalalala.. and for those who provoke me, i'll just sprout some ji-pun vulgar language and they wouldn't understand wat i'm talkin about!! or if i hav jap gers gossiping infront of me, i can go up to them i say (in ji-pun) ''HEY!! i noe wat ur sayin!!!!'' den i'll give them 2 tight slap den swing my beautiful hair in their face and walk away!
now.. hw cool is that??? =p
watashi ha kirei na onnano hito.. muaahahahahahaha!!!! (dun tel u e meaning)
i wish all friends a HAPPY VALENTINES DAY tml!!
MUACKS!!
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
i'll b starting my 1st jap basic lesson on wed.. wish me luck.. i'll soon turn into a ji-pun ger.. lalalala.. and for those who provoke me, i'll just sprout some ji-pun vulgar language and they wouldn't understand wat i'm talkin about!! or if i hav jap gers gossiping infront of me, i can go up to them i say (in ji-pun) ''HEY!! i noe wat ur sayin!!!!'' den i'll give them 2 tight slap den swing my beautiful hair in their face and walk away!
now.. hw cool is that??? =p
watashi ha kirei na onnano hito.. muaahahahahahaha!!!! (dun tel u e meaning)
i wish all friends a HAPPY VALENTINES DAY tml!!
MUACKS!!
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
i am surrounded by morons...
recently, me & sis were juz discussing about geniuses & morons... we were sayin that... mani ppl who looked like morons may nt nessecary b morons.. they, r infact geniuses! Mani gd examples, especially in NUS... u can c them almost everywhr... sis was supposed to form a grp of 4 to do projects. but she has no common frens in tt module.. so she juz joined ani 3 other person...
no. 1: e moronic genius...
though tis ger is no student of computing, she answers almost every question e teacher asked... and her answers are correct and e chimalogy kind!!
looks: below below-average
long messy hair (we suspect its due to stress tt she even forgot comb do exist... too much books is nt gd...), dumb look, specs (we call tis e goldfish look.)
the other 2 she did not mention in details... but s i said, all looks like moron, so they ain't any better... u gt e idea??
u ever watched e variety shows where kids or adults r supposed to ans chim questions & fight for e 1st plc?? i forgot e title.. e kids especially... wat a let down... im tokin about their looks... u ever wondered y??? i m nt lookin dwn on ppl who looks like tis... im juz tryin to say... god (whichever kind u believe in) is fair... when he gives u knowledge, he dun give u looks, but if u hav both looks & knowledge, u muz b physically challenged somewhr... or ur character wise would b nth gd... but of coz there's exceptions in everything... there are surely ppl who hav looks, character & knowledge ard... nt anyone tt i known of though...
now talkin about my estate... i hav been stayin at amk for almost 7yrs... tt plc is rather convenient... BUT....
IT IS INFESTED WITH MORONS! nt those geniuses kind ok?!
from my 7 yrs of experience, i know of 3 siao langs stayin on e 5th floor & 1 stayin on e 6th... i tink 5th level feng shui nt gd la... so mani siao ppl there...
siao aunty number 1
i was goin to wk e other day... i walked dwn e stairs to e lift... tis siao aunty juz came out of e lift... when she saw me comin dwn, she immediately u-turned & stood outside e lift... knowing tt she did it on purpose and wanted to follow me into the lift, i entered it aniway... i was very late for work already.. so i didnt care much, xcept to pray hard tt she wouldn't stick a knife out of no where... (u noe, siao ppl r capable of anithing..) i safely reached ground floor & she did nt follow ani further.. no idea wat was she tryin to do... mayb she tot she could cast voodoo spells on me in e lift...
history of tis siao aunty goes s far back to when i juz shifted here... sis n i were at e bus stop waitin for bus... tis women went dwn with us, took e same lift and followed us all e way to e bus stop.. suddenly, she started screamin at us.. scoldin, sayin something like.. we were very rude bla bla bla.. when we did nt even do anything to her in e 1st place...cept to b laughin and jokin away with each other... & those were the ah lian days... so we didnt cared much about image and scolded her back... lata thru a mum's fren den we knew tt she's siao...
another incident, she was caught red-handed by sis when she tried to throw some coloured powder on my bedroom window AGAIN... we called the police, but they say they can't do anything unless at e point of time she did tt they were here... FUCK!... wat is tis?? hw wil we noe when she'll do it again?? y nt e police come here n camp everyday lor.. incase she strikes again they can catch her on e spot! i tel u.. e police in my estate are USELESS!
siao aunty number 2!
her family is sorta those garang guni... she'll dig e dustbin for cans everyday, collected cardboard boxes bla bla... & every mornin, she scream at e top of her voice scolding chee bye la knn la... all e vulgarities...mayb some1 stole her cardboards?? no idea... we didnt cross each other's path..so she doesnt reali matter...
siao uncle number 1
tis chee bye is stayin at e same unit but a level lower den me... no idea wat he does for a living... but most of e time when i reach home, i'll c him outside his corridor when i came out of e lift... he'll den stare at me s if im a piece of yummy cod fish... KNN! i hate disgusting ugly morons staring at me! at least if he is a yandao, i wun feel so fucking insulted!!!
siao uncle number 2
tis one is e ultimate!!he rots at home for life.. he stays on e same level s me... wheneva he need to get out of his hse he'll hav to pass my unit den go dwn e stairs to e lift... s usual, e siao uncles here like to stare at us s though we r very yummy!!
1 day when my mummy is slpin, bro is playin with his fren in our hse... tis fucker, knowing tt no adult is ard, came to my unit and flashed to bro & his fren!!!!!!
YES!!! u did not get me wrong!!! he flashed!!!! exposing his lan jiao!!!! FUCK!!!
I cannot imagine my brother has to grow up in environment surrounded by people like tis... im afraid all these has affected his growth...
i wonder y all of them r still alive...
sigh... tis r juz some of the more serious cases... i haven metion other flashers who flashed outside e lift, or some strangers following me, a car of guys who stopped their car infront of me, tryin to 'give me a ride' while i was waitin for cab in e middle of e night....
GUYS... sighhhh... wat is it so nice about flirting with gers... (i m tokin about guys who r attached... singles, flirt all u like... nth to do w me...) i especially despise guys who r attached but still go ard leavin their seeds of love...i hav 'frens' who r like tis... i shall nt name.. who noes who is link to who & who kinda stuffs.. u tink it is still like olden days?? strangers can get married with each other and stay loving all thier life?? no... times hav changed, people, needless to say... hav changed too...
so i hav came up with a conclusion!!! i wana b single (e official status)! and i wana remain like tis for s long s possible... unless somebody is able to change my mindset on tis... but sadly to say... so far, no.... divorce rates r high... kids, i find them a nuisance.... i wud rather nt hav any, den to hav them and die of anger... =)
i usually do not hav so much to complain... mayb im juz a lil aggitated by why do i hav to meet tis kinda people every now and den... could it b karma?? hmmm...
well.. on the other end... i hav juz gotten a new navel ring!!!
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was kinda swollen coz i accidentally pulled it... =(... but im stil hapi... yipee...
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
no. 1: e moronic genius...
though tis ger is no student of computing, she answers almost every question e teacher asked... and her answers are correct and e chimalogy kind!!
looks: below below-average
long messy hair (we suspect its due to stress tt she even forgot comb do exist... too much books is nt gd...), dumb look, specs (we call tis e goldfish look.)
the other 2 she did not mention in details... but s i said, all looks like moron, so they ain't any better... u gt e idea??
u ever watched e variety shows where kids or adults r supposed to ans chim questions & fight for e 1st plc?? i forgot e title.. e kids especially... wat a let down... im tokin about their looks... u ever wondered y??? i m nt lookin dwn on ppl who looks like tis... im juz tryin to say... god (whichever kind u believe in) is fair... when he gives u knowledge, he dun give u looks, but if u hav both looks & knowledge, u muz b physically challenged somewhr... or ur character wise would b nth gd... but of coz there's exceptions in everything... there are surely ppl who hav looks, character & knowledge ard... nt anyone tt i known of though...
now talkin about my estate... i hav been stayin at amk for almost 7yrs... tt plc is rather convenient... BUT....
IT IS INFESTED WITH MORONS! nt those geniuses kind ok?!
from my 7 yrs of experience, i know of 3 siao langs stayin on e 5th floor & 1 stayin on e 6th... i tink 5th level feng shui nt gd la... so mani siao ppl there...
siao aunty number 1
i was goin to wk e other day... i walked dwn e stairs to e lift... tis siao aunty juz came out of e lift... when she saw me comin dwn, she immediately u-turned & stood outside e lift... knowing tt she did it on purpose and wanted to follow me into the lift, i entered it aniway... i was very late for work already.. so i didnt care much, xcept to pray hard tt she wouldn't stick a knife out of no where... (u noe, siao ppl r capable of anithing..) i safely reached ground floor & she did nt follow ani further.. no idea wat was she tryin to do... mayb she tot she could cast voodoo spells on me in e lift...
history of tis siao aunty goes s far back to when i juz shifted here... sis n i were at e bus stop waitin for bus... tis women went dwn with us, took e same lift and followed us all e way to e bus stop.. suddenly, she started screamin at us.. scoldin, sayin something like.. we were very rude bla bla bla.. when we did nt even do anything to her in e 1st place...cept to b laughin and jokin away with each other... & those were the ah lian days... so we didnt cared much about image and scolded her back... lata thru a mum's fren den we knew tt she's siao...
another incident, she was caught red-handed by sis when she tried to throw some coloured powder on my bedroom window AGAIN... we called the police, but they say they can't do anything unless at e point of time she did tt they were here... FUCK!... wat is tis?? hw wil we noe when she'll do it again?? y nt e police come here n camp everyday lor.. incase she strikes again they can catch her on e spot! i tel u.. e police in my estate are USELESS!
siao aunty number 2!
her family is sorta those garang guni... she'll dig e dustbin for cans everyday, collected cardboard boxes bla bla... & every mornin, she scream at e top of her voice scolding chee bye la knn la... all e vulgarities...mayb some1 stole her cardboards?? no idea... we didnt cross each other's path..so she doesnt reali matter...
siao uncle number 1
tis chee bye is stayin at e same unit but a level lower den me... no idea wat he does for a living... but most of e time when i reach home, i'll c him outside his corridor when i came out of e lift... he'll den stare at me s if im a piece of yummy cod fish... KNN! i hate disgusting ugly morons staring at me! at least if he is a yandao, i wun feel so fucking insulted!!!
siao uncle number 2
tis one is e ultimate!!he rots at home for life.. he stays on e same level s me... wheneva he need to get out of his hse he'll hav to pass my unit den go dwn e stairs to e lift... s usual, e siao uncles here like to stare at us s though we r very yummy!!
1 day when my mummy is slpin, bro is playin with his fren in our hse... tis fucker, knowing tt no adult is ard, came to my unit and flashed to bro & his fren!!!!!!
YES!!! u did not get me wrong!!! he flashed!!!! exposing his lan jiao!!!! FUCK!!!
I cannot imagine my brother has to grow up in environment surrounded by people like tis... im afraid all these has affected his growth...
i wonder y all of them r still alive...
sigh... tis r juz some of the more serious cases... i haven metion other flashers who flashed outside e lift, or some strangers following me, a car of guys who stopped their car infront of me, tryin to 'give me a ride' while i was waitin for cab in e middle of e night....
GUYS... sighhhh... wat is it so nice about flirting with gers... (i m tokin about guys who r attached... singles, flirt all u like... nth to do w me...) i especially despise guys who r attached but still go ard leavin their seeds of love...i hav 'frens' who r like tis... i shall nt name.. who noes who is link to who & who kinda stuffs.. u tink it is still like olden days?? strangers can get married with each other and stay loving all thier life?? no... times hav changed, people, needless to say... hav changed too...
so i hav came up with a conclusion!!! i wana b single (e official status)! and i wana remain like tis for s long s possible... unless somebody is able to change my mindset on tis... but sadly to say... so far, no.... divorce rates r high... kids, i find them a nuisance.... i wud rather nt hav any, den to hav them and die of anger... =)
i usually do not hav so much to complain... mayb im juz a lil aggitated by why do i hav to meet tis kinda people every now and den... could it b karma?? hmmm...
well.. on the other end... i hav juz gotten a new navel ring!!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
was kinda swollen coz i accidentally pulled it... =(... but im stil hapi... yipee...
i love big butts & i cannot lie!!!
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
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