Monday, June 29, 2009

don't cha wish your Girlfriend was HOT like me?


































EAT THIS!










DON'T CHA?



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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Last Night On Earth.


I text a postcard, sent to you
Did it go through?
Sending all my love to you.


You are the moonlight of my life every night
Giving all my love to you
My beating heart belongs to you
I walked for miles til I found you


I'm here to honor you
If I lose everything in the fire
I'm sending all my love to you


With every breath that I am worth
Here on earth
I'm sending all my love to you


So if you dare to second guess
You can rest assured
That all my love's for you
My beating heart belongs to you
I walked for miles til I found you


I'm here to honor you
If I lose everything in the fire
I'm sending all my love to you


My beating heart belongs to you
I walked for miles til I found you


I'm here to honor you
If I lose everything in the fire
Did I ever make it through?



Tuesday, June 23, 2009

bang bang!!!

I wish a had a machine gun right now! So I can 乱枪扫射 and wipe off all e retards.

I hate talking to retards. As if that is nt enough, I have to debate with them.

It is pointless to argue with them bcoz they only bring you dwn to their level.

They will try to drill all their retarded thinking into you and assume that they are right.

Oh well, me being e wiser one, as I always am (u can choose nt to agree but tt is nth but absolute fact!) of coz chose e smartest way out.

That is to just patronised and eventually stop talking. Agree with wat they say too!! But u know it urself its just a way of getting over w tt topic!

Give them definite answers like YES or NO. That would leave them with lesser chance to start their theory again.

When they finally feel tt they r yakking to themselves like some idiots, they would stop.

I hope. But I guess they never will...

Ahhh.. Give me a break now..



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Monday, June 22, 2009

i had a dream

I dreamt that you're mine.


How nice.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

haaaaaaaato

I had Chicken Sandwich for lunch today. One of the freshest sandwich I've ever tried.


Chicken was freshly slaughtered.
Wheat were freshly ploughed & processed into breads.
Cheese, newly fermented.
Onion, needless to say - Just dug from the ground!!
French Fries, potatoes... where else it comes from??? The Ground!!!!


Oh, they stil need time to assemble it into sandwich.


Probably that's why they took soooooooooooo damn bloooooooody long!


Well, wat do u expect when u want them 'FRESHHHHHH'.



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Monday, June 15, 2009

again.

I went Shortpping.

Shortpping is a Syndrome where I go shopping for Shorts (as you can see where it's derived from).

It looked familiar though but it is Chio, which is of course with my great taste for fine things in life.

Must be my 108th pair. Serious.



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Sunday, June 14, 2009

in the mean time...

Winning is not about owning what I want.

It's about getting it.

Especially about things you wish I never get.

Have you lost?



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Lips of an Angel

Honey why are you calling me so late?
It's kinda hard to talk right now
Honey why are you crying, is everything okay?
I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud


Well, my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on


It's really good to hear your voice
saying my name It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel


It's funny that you're calling me tonight
And yes I've dreamt of you too
And does he know you're talking to me?
Will it start a fight?
No I don't think she has a clue


Well my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on


It's really good to hear your voice
saying my name It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel




Thursday, June 11, 2009

boredom makes u blog!

not that I have nothing to do. I have absolutely no mood for work.


I've been resting my ass for the whole afternoon. Staring blankly into space all day. NOT QUITE...... Bejewelling rather, completing all the crap surveys in FB (OH! I just got a I am 77% Attractive & I will get married in 2012 January 15.) & Blog hopping. I wish I have more ppl around for me to bitch with. Man.... I need to bitch so much. I should start an anonymous blog and put all my bitchings in there.


My URL could den be:


bitchingbitche.blogspot.com
letusbitchbitches.blogspot.com
ibitchonabeach.blogspot.com
letusbitchtogetherandforgettheworld.blogspot.com
imabitchonabeach.blogspot.com


No, I haven did any searches on whether these urls exist. Which sounds nicer people??? ;)


Then again, I can foresee that I won't even login and make any decent entries out of it. If only I could transform all my thoughts into writings with just a simple touch on the PC screen? BAH.


Tonnes of work waiting for me to complete - Sorry, not now! I've got better things (dazing) to do! Work are for losers.


SBH is using the same ringtone as mine! Why can't he bloody choose something else out of the thousand Tones?! I've said THATS MY TONE already!!! Get it changed idiot!! Plus, he forgot his keys again for the 10,000th time!




"Could you leave it at the same place again, Grace?"




Keep it in ur ASSHOLE won't u, please???!!!




That way, whenever you don't feel anything in ur Ass, it means u forgot something!!! Takes a little getting used to time, but I'm sure all will turn out fine!


Sigh. I can imagine him start saying stuffs like...


"Could you stick that key into my Asshole for me please?"



Period. Affects every single shit of mine. I am damn shitty irritated & disgusted at every bloody shit.


Did I mention how I hated filing? Papers make my hands dry & rough + it cuts! I hate them!


The fire prevention talk I attended today makes me wonder even more - Why ain't my papers all getting burnt???!!! I should start leaving them all around. Near overloaded sockets, under running fridges, under the scorching sun (with a magnifiying glass over it). =)


Argh. Today is a sucky day. But at least I woke up with flawless glowing skin. Credits to my Collagen that I have been diligently drinking.



I am going to take the stairs today because I saw this post by the lift.











Bye.



update: I totally forgot about the stairs and walked straight into the lift.




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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

goodbye.

I Thank You for the time. Your stay around was pretty nice.


You've given colours in my life. You stood by me thru the darkest night.


You were the highlight. You were the sunshine. I could have loved you all my life.


But you faded day by day and you broke me too many times.


You got in my way, down by the bay. I saw the blade, my mind was made.


I cut our ties that night. I will not be in your bind.


Little pieces of me fell...


I'm torn, You're gone, I walk alone.........


































p/s: i'm talking about my hair extention la.... haha!



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Friday, June 05, 2009

Blackberry poof poof!

Idiots should never be allowed to use a blackberry. In fact, idiots shouldn't even be let out on the streets let alone do anything else.


Blackberry is such an idiot proof phone and SBH can bombard me with questions I nv tot existed. *GAAASSSSSPPPPP*


I say, go trial & error yourself or...





R T F M !!
(READ THE F***ING MANUAL)



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Thursday, May 28, 2009

im leaving on a jet plane



a cheap one.. yeaaaa

Going to KL tomorrow to attend a wedding dinner. Like, again.......

Airtickets to KL are crazily cheap now. It only cost me S$70/pax to fly there. S$60 w/o luggage check in and being a very filial daughter/sister I am, this is such great news!!! I am paying for almost all of them u see.. Good thing our stay there is complimentary.

Now, I haven even pack my luggage!!

Work's being so busy for me & I am very paiseh for not updating my blog as often now. But there really isn't much interesting stuffs going on in my life except to always be working hard, going shopping, high-tea, bum, shop, sleep, SHOP, shit, eat, SHOP again & more Shopping!

Boring huh?!

Anyway, SG boss said that he has decided to put Malay on a pay rise! If he is getting a pay rise, I want one too!! I am not trying to be haolian, but for a person like me of such incredibly high caliber, my salary is definitely TOO LOW!!! (HAHA!) Like i said, I am really really not trying to be haolian but sometimes i just feel that i am SO SMART! There should be fair treatment among employees right? So what if he is slogging his guts out physically. I am slogging my guts out MENTALLY!!!

I am a very hardworking girl!! I do work related stuffs wherever I am. Be it shitting, sleeping, eating, having fun, shopping, bumming. I always check my work emails. Well, replying to it or not is totally another issue. At least I bothered ya? (Actually I just wana delete them off, because i bloody cannot stand it when my phone's LED light keep blinking)

OK. im getting my ass back to bejeweling.

bye.



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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

For the 1000th time i'm trying to upload my Batam photos onto FB & it doesn't allow me to!!

FB is really trying to be funny and it thinks this is hilarious. It even ganged up with bloody Mozilla Firefox & showed a 'CRASH REPORT' when i'm trying for the 1001th time. So, apparently everything just got shut off and I have to reload my pics again & re-download my winzip.

This is NOT FUNNY at all and its starting to get on my little bloody nerves! OK FINE! no pictures in FB so be it.

Talking about winzip. Why the bloody hell cant they just let us use it for free!! It is so damn irritating that I have to uninstall and install it over & over again so I don't have to pay for this bloody shit. Useful it may be but not worth paying for!!

The photo upload better work this time round, or i'll be a very angry girl!

Hongkie is coming today. Wonder what he'll get for me this time round. I wanted to say 'BRANDED HANDBAGS!!' when he asked if i wanted anything from DutyFree. AH!



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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

This blog is so dead and I've decided to keep it as dead as possible.....




Oh well... Period.

I'll write more in better times.











Gloomy.

I NEED TO SHOP.



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Thursday, March 26, 2009

i don't know how to speak English.

I called for a cab to head to town n this very funny Taxi uncle called me....



TU: Hello Miss, u called for taxi ah?


Me: Yes, I m at e entrance uncle.


TU: aiyo.. Is it lobby 1 or 2 ah?


Me: Lobby 2. But I'm at the entrance now..


TU: ahh okok.



*waited for uncle to drive over*



*jumps into cab*



Me: Uncle, Wisma Atria please!


TU: Sorry ah Miss, I don't know hw to speak english. You speak mandarin can?


Me: Ermm.. Ahh.. Orchard, Wisma??


TU: OHHH!! Orchard Wisma ah! Taxi stand ah?!!


Me: Ermm, ya.....




I thought we've been conversing in english all this while... heh..



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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

I am Sorry. I Love You. I Thank You. I Forgive You.

These four words.. simple as it seems, but most of the time people have difficulty saying it out.


We live only once, why not make it a happier journey thru your life. =)


People appear in your life for a reason be it good or bad.


Good ones bring you joy and teach you valuable lessons in life. They watch you grow / grow with you in body, mind and soul. You'll go thru hardships together and be there for one another. You share happiness & tears together and you'll give up anything for each other.

That, for friends like them - I Thank You for being there and I Love You for you are my friend. =)


Foes stir your mood and get you emotionally down. They ruin your peaceful life and gain happiness out of your misery. They lie to have your trust, they cheat to earn your heart, they tain your innocence and try to turn you into someone terrible. Maybe some did it unknowingly, but you can't mend any hurt.

For you - I am Sorry because I guess you haven't learn but I Forgive You for I hope that you'll be a better person. I Thank You as well, for maturing my thoughts from the mistakes I made. Lastly, I Love You.


"Love your enemies as you Love yourself. Bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you. - Matthew 5:43"


Which is you?


Sometimes it just takes some courage & sincerity to show your love or apologize and no grudges will be bore for too long.. It is not that difficult afterall.


Be nicer to everyone around you. :)



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Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Our Most Exciting Girl's Night Out!!!

*Copied from Geok's Entry & edited a little... coz it depicts what I feel & I am just too lazy to write...*




had our JAG (Joyce, Andrea, Grace) girls' night out last friday...meet up with sis & Geok for shopping and makan @ suntec... as usual,we were the center of attraction...well,not that we did it deliberately...but somehow...we juz managed to do it...grab all the attentions of other shoppers...making them turn their head...looking at us...



well,definitely not by looks...how could that be...maybe if i go out alone...there will be many guys looking at how PRETTY I am... HAHAHAHA!! but definitely not when i am with the other 2 siao lang!!!we were juz as noisy as usual...nothing special...talking, yelling, laughing at the top of our voices...hahaha...



sis suggested a new soup restaurant in suntec...and heard that they serve really nice souppies..



yes!!!finally no more soup spoon...erm...actually soup sppon oso bery nice...but always drink oso sianz rite...hahaha...the new restaurant is call "Souperlicious!!!"bery cute shop name indeed and they really had quite a number of nice and delicious soup...like corn and chicken, some asparagus shit... erm...shroom mushroom...some clear broth (something like ABC soup) yummy!!!its really nice...and we ordered half serving of potato salad and macaroni salad each...meaning we mixed 2 types of salad into 1 serving...but in the end we were served 2 big bowls of salads!!and we were only charged for the price of 1 bowl!!!!well...must be I am just too CHIO la!!!!hahaha...who can resist??hahaha...



by the time we finish our dinner...all the shops were closed...there really isnt much stuff to shop anymore...thus, we decided to head back to bishan to steal Mian Mian™ out...and drive around...



*ps. Mian Mian™ is a registered name for my family's mini van...she's really a cutie pie...like a loaf of bread...thus the name...



once we got hold of Mian Mian™, we head to Dempsy Hill to chill a lil...have some Ben and Jerry ice-cream waffle as desert...while we discuss abt our chalet bday celebration...as usual....we laugh as loud as we can...but no one seems to care...bcoz its SO NOISY THERE!!!!!



some crazy live band playing...we almost went deaf!!!!hahaha...well...after they closed (at abt 1am!!! can u believe it?!!! its a friday night and singapore's night life end its business at 1am!!! haiz...shame on them!!!)



then we head to Marina Barrage...yahz..the new Dam (Damn)!!!seriously,there isnt much to see at all..except maybe if u wanna go there with ur lover to feed mosquitos & blow some wind???...then i would strongly encourage u to give it a try!!!or else...please dun waste ur time...u have better stuff to do...



by the time we left that (damn) Dam...its abt 2plus am already...3 of us were juz so tired...driving along CTE... 1st stop is to send Geok home.. just as I was about to Exit to her place, 2 retarded cars infront of us is slow bloody slow and not moving... so I slowed down alot and high beamed them for awhile... Just when I checked out the rear-view mirror, I saw a car coming really near us at a really fast speed... I was thinking 'this time jialat' and the next moment...there's a loud BANG!!!andwe were all thrown forward a lil...(thank God i worn seat belts...) i quickly see if i could turn my head...and turn behind to see if da jie's oki...after that, the fuming me and andie went straight down...with that "i-gonna-kill-that-bastard!!!" look...hahaha...



the moment we got down we start scolding that idiotic driver!!!he turned out to be a 20-yr old moron!!with some other kidos...if he's a slightly bit cuter,we would have let it pass...but too bad..he isnt...hahah...kaoz!!!and when we asked him why didnt he noticed that we slowed down...guess was he said...



"i wasnt looking in front at that time..."wat the fuck!!!if u dun look in front while u drive,where the hell are u looking??at ur cock izzit!!damn!!!really pissed!!!luckily there isnt anyone injuried...if not i gonna screw him alive...look at our poor mian mian....






dented car plate...
and back door...

erm...the other car wasnt any better...hahaha..his bumper came off too...hahaha....








broke into 2!! expensive lesson for u eh brat!!








stucked in the middle of the CTE @ 3am...feeling great yahz...




well, Geok, as a trauma-trained nurse, quickly started her mini-trauma survey on all of us...asking if we have any pain here or there...palpating our neck and head...hahaha..
thank god everything was oki...
it was the first time that we got into an accident.. and we got totally no clue abt wat to do man!!! we are really 3 damsel in distress!!! Geok started ringing Ric to get help...while we were cracking our heads on wat to do.
after a good 1 hr plus,we finally settled the repair and damage issue...and was abt to head home...juz then...we got into mian mian...and try to start her...but we cant!!no matter how hard we try...and guess wat!!!we ran out of battery!!!darn!!!I forgotten to off the hazard lights!!!argh!!!!!and we gotta start calling for help again...
thank God, at the nick of time, Dion drove pass and called me to ask if i was along CTE!!! he den came down to help... and the very sleepy potato came down as well....
then there was this bloody uncle call bernard from elite motor..saying wat wanna help us...please!!!he juz wanna earn our money oki!!!damn!!!he was like nagging and nagging...say wanna tow mian mian away...while mian mian still can move lohz!!!siao!!why need to tow??we were really pissed and asked him to get lost and leave us alone!!!...hahaha...
finally we were on our way home!!!all of us were so worn out...from the fun, laughter...and that excitment of having a traffic accident...hahaha...
that ends our exciting JAG girls' night out...well, I will surely still plan for more JAG outings with Mian Mian again!!!!! Are you on Girls?????!!!!!!!



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Tuesday, January 06, 2009

If there were no words, No way to speak, I would still hear you.

If there were no tears, No way to feel inside, I'd still feel for you.

And even if the sun refuse to shine, Even if romance ran out of rhyme,

You would still have my heart Until the end of time.


You're all I need. My love, my valentine.


All of my life, I have been waiting for All you give to me.

You've opened my eyes And showed me how to love unselfishly.

I've dreamed of this a thousand times before.

In my dreams I couldnt love you more.

I will give you my heart Until the end of time.


Coz You're all I need. My love, my valentine.




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Thursday, January 01, 2009

HAPPY NEW YR!!! Wishing all great health & best of luck. sounds boring eh?



My New Year Resolution is to



Shop LESS & Save MORE!!!!



so I can Shop MORE you see.. hee!







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Friday, December 12, 2008

Dummies guide to Passing your Class 3 Driving License

It was a windy afternoon. Cottons covered the skies and moved along with me as I walked. I was welcomed by the warm embrace of the wind along the way till I faintly see a familiar sight…



THE DRIVING CENTRE…..



At this instant, I could hear nothing but my heart beat… I told myself to calm down.. It’s my 2nd attempt anyway, not like I’ve never been thru this shit.. I learned my lesson when I failed the 1st time. There are things you have to do for success. Even if it means going against your dignity.... I continued my walk then came along a suave looking uniform man by the gates…He looked like he was in his late 20s. Young and cute. He looked me in the eyes and smiled gently, as if trying to calm me down from my nervousness.. I nodded and smiled in acknowledgement... God.. he can read me.... and he really calms me down so much, I can’t take my eyes off him.. He is so handsome and I decided that I should take the initiative! What era are we in now… It doesn’t really matter if a girl hits on a guy right?



I softly whistled in his direction hoping to catch his attention. I was so shy! I attempted quite a few time before he finally turned around….. I was so glad he did! We made eye contact and I waved at him demurely... He seems shy but still he waved back. Then I blew him some kisses, swing my hair and winked at him seductively before making my way into the waiting room….



Minutes pass and the people left in the room were getting lesser and lesser. I waited a whole good 10 minutes and it was finally my turn. I was the last in that cold room, the tester in the room gave me cold stares, as if telling me



‘Girl, there is no way you’re gonna pass!’



They are devoid of all feelings…. The creeking sound of the glass door pierced thru my ears when my tester stepped in and called out to my name… To my surprise, my tester was the suave guy in uniform by the gates!!!! We were both stumped & very shy and so we slowly made our way to the car, like little lovers strolling in the park. Little glances were thrown to each other as we were walking… that is so sweet… and I thought to myself it is One good chance that I shouldn’t miss!



He got onto the passenger’s seat and seeing this, I quickly adjusted my cleavage, stopped his door from closing and proceeded to forcefully sit on his lap! He was so happy and did not want to let me leave.. I didn’t actually need to force my way… But I told him



‘I am sorry.. You be good. I need to drive now….’



And so, I gave a peck on his cheek, played a little with his hair, got out, closed the door and swayed my way to the driver’s seat. Not forgetting to keep smiling and looking at him on my way…. Before that, I even did the Paris Hilton car wash + eat burger act for him. I have a feeling he is gonna be sooooo in love with me.



I started the car to prepare for my test in the circuit but instead, he wanted me to drive him to the nearest park. I obliged because he is the tester right??…. I told you… he is in love with me….



When we reached the park, he told me that he will pass me on one condition. That is to give him my number and go on a date with him… You know what happens next.......



See?!!! That was how I got my license!!!!! You just need to seduce your tester!!!! Haha!!!



My theory only applies to ladies.. guys??? Let's hope your tester is a women!





Disclaimer: above-mentioned are all fictional. I passed my driving because I am so damn clever and not because I am pretty (I am not saying I am not pretty though) and the driving centre DOES NOT have any suave looking guys. All testers are uncles and over my dead body that I will be interested in them, least said go on a date. Let me stress again… There are NO handsome testers, instructors (from what I see) & I am DAMN CLEVER!



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